Today this could turn into a long list, so bear with me…

• Never using a turn signal. For anything. This behaviour seems particularly rampant in metro Atlanta. Dammit people…what do you think those things were installed for??
• Threatening to blow up airplanes in midflight, the repercussions of which have  separated millions of women from their lip gloss.
• Waiters who sit down at your table to take your order. Dude…that’s just a little too familiar, thanks.
• Attempting to communicate with me through hints. For the love of God, how many times do I have to say this? It doesn’t work…it really just pisses me off.
• Ignoring email and phone messages. That’s just rude. And I don’t give a damn how busy you are…it takes sixty seconds or less to click on “reply” and type a few words. You know who you are.

OK, so that wasn’t terribly long. But its too bad the people its meant for never read here…