I’ve put up with a lot.

Having my voicemail checked behind my back. Snippy case file notes and hateful emails. Having the papers on my desk gone through after I leave for the evening. Leaving staff meetings feeling like a whipped puppy. Sending the boss an email when I arrive in the morning and again when I leave.

But I’ve finally had it.

For the past three mornings, when I arrive at work, it has been quite evident that both my manager and supervisor have logged into my computer after I’ve gone for the day. Now really… what the fuck??? I cannot for the life of me get my mind around it. They have free and available access to my email, voicemail, phone activity log, internet history and probably how many times I visit the ladies’ room in any given day. What exactly is it that they expect to find there? Trade secrets?? Child porn?? I’m certainly not stupid enough to leave anything meaningful on a work computer.

So, boss, here’s a few words for ya…whatever it is you’re looking for, you’re not going to find it. If I wanted to hide something from you I’d do it, and it damn sure wouldn’t be on my desktop hard drive. And while you’re at it, find a new whipping boy, because I’m DONE.